OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK DOES MOVIE GINNY HAVE TO FUCKING ASK HER BROTHERS WHO KRUM IS AT THE WORLD CUP
THE GIRL IS A QUIDDITCH ACE WHO GOES ON TO PLAY FOR THE HOLYHEAD HARPIES AND BECOME A QUIDDITCH REPORTER
BESIDES WHICH SHE LIVES WITH RON WHO HAS A MASSIVE MAN CRUSH ON KRUM
THERE IS NOT A CHANCE IN HELL GINNY WEASLEY DOESN’T KNOW WHO KRUM IS
but yeah sure let’s have the girls ask dumb questions that were Harry’s lines in the book whatever
teacher: wheres your homework
me: *swings a really big sword*
teacher: holy shit
shout out to people who are scared to call others out, whose hands shake when they try to explain what’s wrong, whose throats threaten to close up with thoughts of ‘what if i’m just overreacting’, whose hearts are pounding out of their chests because they just stuck their necks out for their beliefs, who have lost friends and respect and safety for aligning themselves with causes
aries: goes to amusement parks alone
taurus: punk and charitable
gemini: gets headaches when they see 3d movies
cancer: cute narcissist
leo: wears dad pants
virgo: likes to stick lit matches up their butt
libra: can name all the members of the beetles and hates themselves
scorpio: eats raw onions
sagittarius: selfish and beautiful
capricorn: has a hoard of ketchup packets
aquarius: shares their mcdonalds fries, is cool
pisces: acts like a goon
I am a little offended all the time but I still have fun
hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.
date a boy who’s smart. date a boy who likes science. date a boy who rambles a lot. date a boy who has great hair. date a boy who chews a little too loud. date a boy who’s a taurus. date a boy who got himself trapped in a parallel desert dimension and doesnt call as much as he should. date carlos the scie-….wait no. dont date him dONT DATE HIM THATS MY BOYFRIEND YOU GET AWAY FROM HIM
but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?
"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"
I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW
it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit
GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL
WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON
Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there’s 145 million years separating them both, this post is a palaeontological disaster.