puppyfacedbrokenboys

well-then-my-dear-captain:

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK DOES MOVIE GINNY HAVE TO FUCKING ASK HER BROTHERS WHO KRUM IS AT THE WORLD CUP

THE GIRL IS A QUIDDITCH ACE WHO GOES ON TO PLAY FOR THE HOLYHEAD HARPIES AND BECOME A QUIDDITCH REPORTER

BESIDES WHICH SHE LIVES WITH RON WHO HAS A MASSIVE MAN CRUSH ON KRUM

THERE IS NOT A CHANCE IN HELL GINNY WEASLEY DOESN’T KNOW WHO KRUM IS

but yeah sure let’s have the girls ask dumb questions that were Harry’s lines in the book whatever

gbdans
mildishgambino

thylaed:

shout out to people who are scared to call others out, whose hands shake when they try to explain what’s wrong, whose throats threaten to close up with thoughts of ‘what if i’m just overreacting’, whose hearts are pounding out of their chests because they just stuck their necks out for their beliefs, who have lost friends and respect and safety for aligning themselves with causes

gbdans

witchboyish:

aries: goes to amusement parks alone
taurus: punk and charitable 
gemini: gets headaches when they see 3d movies
cancer: cute narcissist 
leo: wears dad pants
virgo: likes to stick lit matches up their butt
libra: can name all the members of the beetles and hates themselves
scorpio: eats raw onions 
sagittarius: selfish and beautiful
capricorn: has a hoard of ketchup packets
aquarius: shares their mcdonalds fries, is cool
pisces: acts like a goon

sarcasticglasses

cecilgpalmer:

date a boy who’s smart. date a boy who likes science. date a boy who rambles a lot. date a boy who has great hair.  date a boy who chews a little too loud. date a boy who’s a taurus. date a boy who got himself trapped in a parallel desert dimension and doesnt call as much as he should. date carlos the scie-….wait no. dont date him dONT DATE HIM THATS MY BOYFRIEND YOU GET AWAY FROM HIM

sarcasticglasses

marvelous-freeman:

fieldbears:

redvinesgiraffe:

democracykills:

swaggersbackto-theimpala:

I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW

it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit

GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL

WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON

Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there’s 145 million years separating them both, this post is a palaeontological disaster.